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madhav | SMS Jokes Get SMS | Forward | Join
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
about 11:53 AM February 16, 2009 | From Web
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bobby4u | SMS Jokes Get SMS | Forward | Join
Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him. They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy." Without a moment's hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third one as if it's your own."
about 12:45 PM January 4, 2009 | From Web
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Praveenajay | SMS Jokes Get SMS | Forward | Join
lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains . There's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the sum of $800 an ounce. The outraged lawyer says, "This is a ripoff! How come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?" The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"
about 12:35 PM January 4, 2009 | From Web
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Bobby4u | SMS Jokes Get SMS | Forward | Join
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed... driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the hell is taking so long? Hit the damned ball!" The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." "Give me a break! You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here."
about 12:30 PM January 4, 2009 | From Web
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bobby4u | SMS Jokes Get SMS | Forward | Join
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
about 0:0 AM January 4, 2009 | From Web
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praveenajay | SMS Jokes Get SMS | Forward | Join
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is made of plastic and is a potential risk to children. The other carries groceries.
about 0:0 AM January 4, 2009 | From Web
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bobby4u | SMS Jokes Get SMS | Forward | Join
.A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other. "Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature i shall personally do to you" "In that case," said the boy, "I'll kiss it's butt and let it go
about 12:49 PM January 2, 2009 | From Web
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Praveenajay | SMS Jokes Get SMS | Forward | Join
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marajuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked, "Jill do you wanna?" Jill said yes, pulled up her dress,you know what happened next? Stupid Jill forgot the pill, then they had a son named Bill.
about 12:40 PM January 2, 2009 | From Web
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praveenajay | SMS Jokes Get SMS | Forward | Join
Mary Mary quite contrairy how does your garden grow? Listen you prat i live in a flat so how the damn do i know
about 12:39 PM December 31, 2008 | From Web
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praveenajay | SMS Jokes Get SMS | Forward | Join
Teacher:Asking Serdharji, Name & Sex.Serdharji:Name is Balvinder Singh, and sex daily 2 times
about 12:37 PM December 31, 2008 | From Web
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